PSST
PSST
PSST
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things we've heard UNVERIFIED
The office printer only jams when you're running late for a presentation.
Every single time. Without fail.
Bees can recognize human faces. They are judging you right now.
"Interesting choice," says the bee.
Taco Tuesday was invented on a Wednesday. No one has ever recovered from this information.
Everything you know is a lie.
There is no "s" in the word "especially." And yet here we are.
espECIALLY disturbing.
The person who designed the Caps Lock key has never once apologized.
ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE.
Ducks have regional accents. A London duck sounds nothing like a duck from Cardiff.
Science confirmed this. We are not okay.
Somewhere, right now, a sock is in a dryer, successfully escaping. It has been planning this for months.
The other sock weeps alone.
The word "bed" looks like a bed. The word "chair" does not look like a chair. Explain yourself, chair.
No further questions.
Nobody has ever actually "turned it off and back on again" the first time. Always the third.
The second is for show.
The Biggest Secret
We have been carefully guarding this information for years. Decades, even. The world was not ready. But now... now, we feel you must know.
Nobody actually reads the terms and conditions.
Not even the people who wrote them.
Especially not the people who wrote them.
One of them is just "lorem ipsum" from page 4 onwards.
It has been signed 11 million times.
Please do not share this with anyone. (Share it with everyone.)
Official Psst Counter
Every time someone whispers "psst" on this website, we count it. Very important data.
0Frequently Whispered Questions
Two psssts is a polite follow-up.
Three psssts is commitment. Three psssts means you HAVE information. You NEED to share it. The recipient WILL turn around.
Four psssts is unhinged and we won't be part of that.